Alien's Cooking ~Roasted Chicken~

Well...It's me, Alien. 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...It was a Christmas time.

Alien made a roasted chicken. Alien used a recipe that put a whole lemon into a chiken.  

First, Alien washed Mr. Chicken with cold water. 

Uhh, cold water in cold winter... 

Alien massaged Mr. Chiken's body with salt and pepper. 

 ...Mr. Chicken is bigger than Alien. 

 Alien made a bed of vegetable. 

With a pinch of salt and pepper. 

Uh, Alien have a good sense of color. 

Alien put Mr. Chicken on the vegetable bed. 

Alien pushed a crushed garlic, thyme, and a lemon into Mr. Chiken's cavity.   

A lemon from an ass...AssLemon. 

Uhh, that sounds cool.  

Well, Alien tied Mr. AssLemon's legs, massaged him with unsalted butter, and placed him in the oven. 

1 1/2 hours roasting time. 

Halfway through... 

Mr. AssLemon's body was getting spared.  

 After 1 1/2 hours roasting:

Nicely roasted, Mr. AssLemon. 

Alien removed the garlic and lemon from his cavity and put him on a plate. 

With other dishes Alien cooked while roasting Mr. AssLemon. 

Mr. AssLemon was demorated with a garnish made with aluminum foil. 

Alien made gravy sauce too. 

Guests liked all the dishes. The party was a huge success. 

Memory with Mr. AssLemon:

Thank you, Mr. AssLemon. You were very tasty. 

The recipe Alien used:

http://www.marthastewart.com/356165/perfect-roast-chicken

K.