Well...It's me, Alien.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...It was a Christmas time.
Alien made a roasted chicken. Alien used a recipe that put a whole lemon into a chiken.
First, Alien washed Mr. Chicken with cold water.
Uhh, cold water in cold winter...
Alien massaged Mr. Chiken's body with salt and pepper.
...Mr. Chicken is bigger than Alien.
Alien made a bed of vegetable.
With a pinch of salt and pepper.
Uh, Alien have a good sense of color.
Alien put Mr. Chicken on the vegetable bed.
Alien pushed a crushed garlic, thyme, and a lemon into Mr. Chiken's cavity.
A lemon from an ass...AssLemon.
Uhh, that sounds cool.
Well, Alien tied Mr. AssLemon's legs, massaged him with unsalted butter, and placed him in the oven.
1 1/2 hours roasting time.
Mr. AssLemon's body was getting spared.
After 1 1/2 hours roasting:
Nicely roasted, Mr. AssLemon.
Alien removed the garlic and lemon from his cavity and put him on a plate.
With other dishes Alien cooked while roasting Mr. AssLemon.
Mr. AssLemon was demorated with a garnish made with aluminum foil.
Alien made gravy sauce too.
Guests liked all the dishes. The party was a huge success.
Memory with Mr. AssLemon:
Thank you, Mr. AssLemon. You were very tasty.
The recipe Alien used: